Hmm, Beer is Brain food, here is proof...
A herd of buffalos can only move as fast as the slowest
buffalo.
When the heard is hunted it is the slowest and weakest ones at the
back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd
as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps
improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as
the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know,
kills the slowest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of
beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster
and more efficient machine. That's why you feel smarter after a few
beers.
This is why Drinking alcohol can get you in to trouble For a BLOKE For a CHICK
Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of
female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12
pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked
excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn't
drive. No further testing is planned."
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